Sunday, January 31, 2010

in love and marriage

Me and my friends were hanging out and we discussed this certain group of people and their view of marriage.

Me: Well, they think that marriage equals love, equals makes the world go round.
I: LOL so that's why the world is round. Haha.
A: So what if everybody wants to stay single?
Me: Then I think the ancient Greeks may be right. The world may indeed be flat. Haha.

Note to everybody: This is not our opinion at all on why the world is spherical or whatnot. We were just talking about this group of people and I dunno, I guess our discussion got carried away. We do that sometimes - or rather, most of the time. LOL Based on most of my posts, I'm sure you know. Haha



Thursday, January 21, 2010

Mr. Marasigan: Symbols are very important in our society. If you're in China, you're hungry, and you see a big yellow M, what is that?
Class: McDonald's.
Mr. Marasigan: If you see a red can?
Class: Coke.
Mr. Marasigan: How about an apple slightly bitten?
Me: Snow White?

When I said this, my professor totally cracked up. Haha. The answer was Mac. Lol Well, you know. I was thinking, if you see an apple slightly bitten, somebody must have ate it! It must've been Snow White! Haha

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In one of my other classes....
Mr. Dolor: The Ganges River is very sacred to the Indians. They believe that the water in Ganges came from the mouth of Brahma (Indians' God). It has something to do with a legend.
Girl: So technically, they're swimming in God's saliva?

Friday, January 15, 2010

swam from the grave

If you're wondering how you'd go swimming from the grave, I dunno either but it the title seems appropriate at this moment. Yes, I'm still alive just in case you're wondering. I should be talking and blogging about Haiti now. We know all about what happened in Haiti and my heart goes to all the Haiti people. But you know, my self-centered me thinks about me and wants to talk about me. I hope you don't mind.

I started swimming regularly now and it kindof feels good. It helps me de-stress and all that. I was an insomniac and swimming kindof makes me sleep at night. It kindof makes me feel good about myself. Like I'm fit or something. Haha

Mela: You bought a two thousand peso swimsuit?!
Me: Well, its a Speedo.
Mela: Is it made of gold?!

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UNITED COLORS OF PAIGE'S SWIMSUIT
SWIMSUIT: Dresden blue, white Speedo lettering
SWIMMING CAP: Dresden blue
GOGGLES: White elastic bands
Even swimming laps, it doesn't hurt looking good. Besides, doesn't it encourage you to swim regularly?
-Me and my vanity
Me and my vanity, it never fails to amaze even myself. LOL



Saturday, December 26, 2009

be a guy or be a girl?


DR: It's easier to be a guy.
Me: I know. But I like being a girl. At least I can wear cute dresses. And scream, and cry, and put on make-up.






Monday, December 21, 2009

hang over

Mom: Oh, are you sick?
Me: No. Remember, I didn't eat dinner yesterday and I went out to party? Now, I have a terrible hang over.
Mom: Buti nga sa'yo






Sunday, December 20, 2009

to live by #1


Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.






Friday, December 18, 2009

swim pieces

FJ: So you swim in a two-piece?
Me: Are you kidding? Just after a few laps and my two-piece will be all gone, lost somewhere in the Olympic size pool!
I was wondering why he would ask if I swim in a two-piece but then I realized that indeed, there are girls stupid enough to wear string two-pieces to swim laps.





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