just got rocked

Warning: if sexual stuff offends you, hit the close button now.
Level: very MILD

Me: That's Ian's bed hair.
Anika: It looks cool.
Me: Because you're striving for a bed hair too.
Anika: I'm striving a just-got-fucked look.

LESSON: Even if you aim a just-got-fucked look for your hair, it doesn't change the fact that you didn't get laid.

LOL