Monday, July 19, 2010

On dying and dieting

Don't die and get a life; live your fucking life! Which is different from living your life fucking, by the way. -Me to friend who wanted to die and get a life

If you're bothered with the *f-word, then please close your eyes. Or if you find it hard to navigate your keyboard with your eyes closed, then I suggest just cover the *f-word with your thumb. LOL!

You can't just sit down and expect to lose weight! But if you diet and then sit down, then that's a different matter entirely. -Me to friend who wanted to lose weight and binge on pizzas at the same time

And if you diet, exercise, and then sit down, then that's another matter altogether as well!

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